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Doobie noobie

One who is new at rolling marijuana cigarettes.
That is a shitty joint, Doobie Noobie!
by Crustifer Meat-haphy May 19, 2013
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Noobie Doobie

The most vicious and foul name to call a gamer. It is not to be used lightly and used only under extreme circumstances where it is pivotal to put a n00b back in his/her place.
"Being called a...:shudders:...please I do not wish to repeat that word again, we all know, made me realize that gaming is not my life path. At first I was deeply hurt, however now I realize it was for the best" - testimony from an ex-gamer circa 1999 after being called a noobie doobie
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DoobieBoobie

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.
What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.
by a2hdesign November 14, 2022
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