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pseudofactualism

Pseudofactualism is the counterfeit religion of a disordered age: a system in which half-truths, lies, selective evidence, institutional decay, and charismatic media figures produce fact-like narratives for people too spiritually hungry, intellectually untrained, or morally exhausted to test them. In the absence of reverence for truth, society does not become rational; it creates new prophets, new dogmas, and new rituals of belief.
01. The pandemic became an empire of pseudofactualism: forbidden questions later became admitted possibilities, while those who asked them too early were branded dangerous, threatened professionally, or economically punished — even as favored violators of the rules were excused.

02. Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, the reaction to him exposed American pseudofactualism: entire media ecosystems turned partial facts, selective leaks, and tribal emotion into rival scriptures.

03. The term ChiCom is historically documented U.S. government shorthand for Chinese Communist, used to distinguish the CCP regime from Chinese people generally. To rebrand that distinction as racism is pseudofactualism: it protects the regime by confusing criticism of communist power with hostility toward the very Chinese people who have been among its first and greatest victims.

04. The collapse of public-safety language became another example of pseudofactualism: policies that weakened enforcement were described as compassion, disorder was renamed equity, and the predictable harm to ordinary citizens was treated as an inconvenient detail rather than a fact.

05. Iraq showed how pseudofactualism can move a nation to war: uncertain intelligence became public certainty, dissent was treated as weakness or disloyalty, and the machinery of government and media converted possibility into supposed fact.

DoobieBoobie 

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.
What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.
DoobieBoobie by a2hdesign November 14, 2022