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To be completely finished after a night of drinking or partying.
After 2 hours at the beirut table, Dohts was donzo.
donzo by Hoyass August 15, 2005
Related Words
donzo • donzol • donezo • dongo • donions • donjon • dongol • Dongo Bongo • dondo • dongoloid
often used with forshunzo, donzo meaning temporeraly disable or destoryed or just completly screwed
1st step of 2 in the process of donzo forshunzo
devin: its donzo
loyd: are you sure
devin: yeah sparky eat it but didnt tear it yet...
donzo by Dcon and Lwai March 22, 2009
Native warriors and tribals people from West Africa mainly from the ancient Mali Empire.
They are better known as hunters in their local tradition.
Ex: where did y’all got the roasted meat at?

Dude: Donzo shared some of hunting meat with us.
Donzo by KmDee April 4, 2019
When someone does something to make u angry then u fight back and then there donzo. There finished,dead...
Bob hits John
John says: your donzo if u do that again!
Bob hits John again
John kicks the crap out of Bob.
donzo by -Crack- December 28, 2005

Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

sperm-donor 

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011
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