Donkey Dicked

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When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

Donkey Dicked by bngermin July 28, 2010

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Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

Donkey dicked by Dilasurs January 3, 2023

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Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

Donkey Dicked by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013

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donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

donkey dicked mother fucker by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

donkey dicked mother fucker by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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