Don Draper

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Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.

"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"

Don Draper by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011

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Don Draper

Bad motherfucking ad man from the show Mad Men. Enjoys such pastimes as drinking scotch at work, making chauvinistic comments to women, and getting laid whenever he pleases. An American icon.

Yo, I got myself a new "WWDDD" bracelet, so whenever I'm unsure I can ask myself What Would Don Draper Do? and it's all good.

Don Draper by slevin_123 December 19, 2008

Related Words

Don Draper • diaper don • Dong Draper • Don • Don King • Don't worry about it • don't tase me, bro! • don't tase me bro • don't • don't be a stranger

Don Drapers

Another word for testicles

"Did you hear about Kenny? He got kicked in the Don Drapers."

Don Drapers by Tdog13 February 20, 2010

Diaper Don

The nickname for Donald Trump after finding out that he uses a diaper and shits his pants a lot because he takes a lot of drugs.

Did you hear about Diaper Don?

Diaper Don by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily November 27, 2020

Diaper Don

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.

Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.

Diaper Don by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.

Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.

diaper don by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

Don't have drawers to shit in by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026