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Don't Trust Me 

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?
Words you can keep

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look. 

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.
"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

If young metro don't trust you 

The intro to almost all the songs produced by music producer Metro Boomin as said by Future.
Future: "If young metro don't trust you, I gon shoot you"

Jimmy: "IF YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST YOU IMMA SHOOT YOU."
Ron: "No, I don't think he trusts you because you can't even say it right..."

Young Metro Don't Trust You

Meaning that you are going to be shot soon
If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gonna shoot you

If Young Metro Don't Trust You 

Originating from "Right Now", this phrase has become a popular meme, manipulated in various ways to signify whether Young Metro (Metro Boomin') approves of something or not. You may have come to seek this definition because others are reluctant to tell you the meaning of this quote and deflect your question by asking whether or not Young Metro trusts you, rather than explaining the quote. This is because they are embarrassed by the meaning of the complete quote. When the whole phrase, "If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you" is used, it is a euphemism for gay sex.

Person A: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: If Metro Boomin' doesn't trust you, I will perform fellatio on you until you cum all over my face.
If Young Metro don't trust you, then I'm gay for you!

if young metro dont trust you 

...Is a producer tag by Metro Boomin, but WHAT happens if he doesn't trust you?

...

He's gon' shoot you.
"Hey have you heard Kanye's new song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1?"
"Yes and Metro Boomin has a producer tag in it. What happens if Young Metro dont trust you?"
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