Don't Shoot

What someone says when JASH is about to shoot. Usally when someone says don't shoot it's because a piece is pointed at their head.

What people say when they see JASH, 50 cent, or any other rapper.

Don't shoot is associated with the song "Warning Shots"

Bank Clerk " Don't shoot, Don't shoot!"
JASH" Don't tell me not to shoot!"

Don't Shoot by you name can't be blank June 19, 2009

Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

Don't shoot the puppy by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

Don't shoot the messenger 

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

Don't shoot the messenger by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

Don't Shoot the Car 

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

Don't Shoot the Car by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

Don't shoot the cook 

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

Don't shoot the cook by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

hands up don't shoot 

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

hands up don't shoot by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014

I Don't Speak School Shooter 

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

I Don't Speak School Shooter by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019