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Don't Milk 

A shortened version of don't milk it, commonly used in North London.

Similarly one can be a Milk, where by he or she over reacts, ie. Milking it.
Jerome smacks Jemal

Jemal: fam, allow that really hurt, im mean seriously I might be bruised.

Jerome: Nah fam don't milk
Don't Milk by NorfLondonRich May 31, 2011
Words you can keep

don't milk it 

Don't over do it.
Don't milk it kid. It's only an ankle sprain
don't milk it by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017

Don't Strain Your Milk 

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."

Don't cry over spilt milk 

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.
Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! 

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

dont milk it 

Don't over do it. Basically exaggerating something.
Boy: ahhhh I hurt my knee
Geeez: dont milk it fam
dont milk it by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017
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