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Dolinski Syndrome 

A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.

Symptoms of DS include:

-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior

-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."

dolansky 

A white nigger, often Polish, loves banging fat chicks.
Man that Theo is a real Dolansky
dolansky by LB Sweet May 30, 2015

Dolensky's Method 

(v.) The act of laying the correct card on top of alot of other cards in the game B.S.
Its your turn and you Have to lay an 8. To use the "Dolensky's Method", you lay an 8, but you put a couple cards under it. If someone says B.S. you just show them the 8 you were supposed to lay. You get out scot-free and you run out of cards faster.

dolensky 

A man that often gives out tic tacs in class shares with everyone
"man! dolensky gave me so much tic tacs"
dolensky by Benjamin Cannelloni October 24, 2017