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Dolce Deuce 

A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.
Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.

Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.
Dolce Deuce by PRPaycheck October 15, 2009

dolce dink 

Well dressed, shit talker, All about the Banda. Free spirit! Loving, Cute... Not worried about nothing but getting that Ass Fat
Omg, is that Dolce Dink from the Rich
dolce dink by Dolcedink March 27, 2017

Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis 

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”
Quest'é dolce. This is sweet
dolce by Sicilianu November 15, 2003

Dolce & Gabbana

High fashion clothing brand created by Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce in 1982. It is one of the most famous clothing lines in the world.
Damn! That girl's wearing Dolce & Gabbana. She must be related to Bill Gates!!
Dolce & Gabbana by Zdog April 24, 2006

la dolce vita 

Italian for "The Sweet Life".

La Dolce Vita: title of Fellini's legendary film, which also brought to international dictionaries other new words like paparazzi (from the name of one of the characters in the film).
Sybarites live La Dolce Vita daily.
la dolce vita by Danielo February 2, 2005
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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