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Doing a jaison 

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’
My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.
Doing a jaison by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022
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Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.
I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.
Doing a Jason Fortuny by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

doing a jayson 

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026