Definitions by Ctizzle_mi

Doing a jaison 

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

Doing a jaison by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022

Fix my boot 

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

Fix my boot by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

Dean story 

A story told by a coworker that has no real point, plot conversational value or interest. Typically told by coworkers named Dean.

Oh man, don’t bring that up again
Why?
Cuz it’s a Dean story

Dean story by Ctizzle_mi June 8, 2018