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A more modern and specific variation of cat lady.. a frustrated, childless, often incel individual who typically hangs out on social media, espouses very left-wing views, thinks of their self as a snark queen, and owns pet(s) that - in the most literal sense - take the place of actual children in their life.

The term comes from the hundreds of profiles of liberal/feminist women claiming to be the "mother" of small dogs - which is most common - but can also apply to all genders as well as obsessive owners of cats and other animals.
"Hey Darius, you know that #BlueWave lady on Twitter who kept calling you 'baby' and screaming about tax returns during your argument? She just said she's the proud Dogmom of two yorkies, a yorkiepoo, and a chihuahua... its safe to say all has been explained."
Dogmom by JeffFuxworthy October 10, 2018
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Dogomatopoeia 

When a person looks like their dog and vice versa.
The dogomatopoeia in this park is insane!
Dogomatopoeia by LioE123 January 28, 2017
One of the kindest people to grace this earth. Tony "Dogbomb" Barrett was a Paraveterinary worker with decades of experience and an avid runner. He was also the head of the Orange County Gay Runners Meetup group.

Dogbomb was diagnosed with Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) in March 2018 and given a prognosis of one to three years. In the aftermath of his diagnosis, he was noted in the fandom for his unyielding positivity, remaining active despite his symptoms.

Dogbomb participated in an early-stage clinical trial to attempt to stop the disease, and with the help of the furry fandom raised money in the name of ALS research. On March 29, 2019 he announced on Twitter his decision to end his life, clarifying that he would end his life on April 5. His final message was sent on at 3:00 PM, Pacific Standard Time. It reads:
"Dogbomb has left the building. I love all y'all!"
Dogbomb is a saint
Dogbomb by Freddy fazbear April 6, 2019
Term used in online dating profiles to signal a woman's decision to never have kids.
I'm a proud dog mom 🐕 and brunch enthusiast. I'm 5' 4" but you must be at least 6'4".
Dog mom by ledankmaymay420 July 27, 2017

dogmoney 

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.
Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.
dogmoney by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney 

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.
How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.
DOGmoney by godyenom May 15, 2021