dogmoney

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.

Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.

How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.

by godyenom May 15, 2021

dogmonkey

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.

That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore

by graveson February 28, 2009

sup yo dog money

orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"

"hey, sup yo dog money!"

by f1menu October 22, 2008

dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

dog money

Figured at roughly the same ratio as dog years vs. human years: $1 in human currency=approximately $7 in dog money.

Ed: Rover doesn't seem to understand that he needs to have $7 in dog money for every one of ours in order to earn his keep.

Ted: As long as we don't try to figure in the Euro rate; I just wish the bills weren't all coated with dog slobber.

by Mary Nightshade February 13, 2010

Dogmonkey

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003