dogmoney 

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.

Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.

dogmoney by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney 

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.

How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.

DOGmoney by godyenom May 15, 2021

dogmonkey 

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.

That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore

dogmonkey by graveson February 28, 2009

sup yo dog money 

orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"

"hey, sup yo dog money!"

sup yo dog money by f1menu October 22, 2008

dogmonkey 

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

dogmonkey by Mike587 January 8, 2008

dog money 

Figured at roughly the same ratio as dog years vs. human years: $1 in human currency=approximately $7 in dog money.

Ed: Rover doesn't seem to understand that he needs to have $7 in dog money for every one of ours in order to earn his keep.

Ted: As long as we don't try to figure in the Euro rate; I just wish the bills weren't all coated with dog slobber.

dog money by Mary Nightshade February 13, 2010

Dogmonkey 

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

Dogmonkey by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003