Dog star 

Much like or exactly like ones ring piece, or in other words ones sphincter, AKA choclate star fish

I can't believe that came out of your Dog star!!
or
You ought to get your Dog star checked out...cos that's not normal!!!

Dog star by Gerard Q December 30, 2007

dog was star 

"rats saw god" backwards.

Rats Saw God = Dog Was Star

dog was star by Hob Gadling April 23, 2005

Distal star proximal dog 

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

Distal star proximal dog by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

dog starver 

a person ,generally male who has the lowest regard for all around him even in the worst of times and among friends or colleagues

I cant believe he wouldnt shake hands, even at a funeral "fukn dog starver"

dog starver by john sheen August 29, 2008

Dog Stared 

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.

Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.

Dog Stared by 70'srocker September 30, 2016

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water 

Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.

Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.

Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.

"Did you hear about the guy who did that Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water, his girls ass has been shitting cum for two days I heard!"

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water by Dave and Erica :) March 22, 2009