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Dog In A Bathtub 

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub
"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"
Word of the Day on December 7, 2021

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.
Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

dog in a bag 

The latest fad for hollywood celebrities trying to be seen as fashionable.

Comes from the trend for celebrities to carry around their dogs every where they go in handbags.
This years "dog in a bag" is having babies.
dog in a bag by Adam Turnbull October 14, 2005

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!
dog in the meathouse by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.
I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.
Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Dog in heat 

When a female dog is "ripe" for mating with a male dog. This term is also applied to humans when a female is horny she may be considered "in heat"
Guy 1: "That girl practically ripped your clothes off at the bar!"

Guy 2: "I dont know what to say man, she was like a dog in heat!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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