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Dog In A Bathtub 

Not anything sexual... just a dog in a bath tub
"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"
Word of the Day on December 7, 2021

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.
Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

dog in a bag 

The latest fad for hollywood celebrities trying to be seen as fashionable.

Comes from the trend for celebrities to carry around their dogs every where they go in handbags.
This years "dog in a bag" is having babies.
dog in a bag by Adam Turnbull October 14, 2005

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!
dog in the meathouse by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.
I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.
Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Dog in heat 

When a female dog is "ripe" for mating with a male dog. This term is also applied to humans when a female is horny she may be considered "in heat"
Guy 1: "That girl practically ripped your clothes off at the bar!"

Guy 2: "I dont know what to say man, she was like a dog in heat!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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