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Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).
Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.
doering by ohbeejuanjayobee May 24, 2016
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Deering High School 

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.
8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.
Deering High School by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011
When you and some friends get out of your car, and run over to someone else's car and open all their doors then run back. The more doors and/or a trunk you can open the better. Also the less people in the car to help shut the doors afterwards the better.
We went Dooring at the stoplight to my friends car, forcing him to get out and shut all his doors.
Dooring by SgtSausage June 14, 2012

Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

donering 

the act of finishing something
I'm DONERING with my work.
donering by elpolloloco2874378 April 12, 2009

Doggy-dooring 

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop
Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.
Doggy-dooring by say_syc May 1, 2008

Red dooring 

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.
Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring
Red dooring by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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