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Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).
Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.
doering by ohbeejuanjayobee May 24, 2016
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Deering High School 

A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.

If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.
8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.

8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.

8th grader: sounds good.
When you and some friends get out of your car, and run over to someone else's car and open all their doors then run back. The more doors and/or a trunk you can open the better. Also the less people in the car to help shut the doors afterwards the better.
We went Dooring at the stoplight to my friends car, forcing him to get out and shut all his doors.
Dooring by SgtSausage June 14, 2012

Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

donering 

the act of finishing something
I'm DONERING with my work.
donering by elpolloloco2874378 April 12, 2009

Doggy-dooring 

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop
Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.
Doggy-dooring by say_syc May 1, 2008

Red dooring 

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.
Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring
Red dooring by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020