Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated
multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause
catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing
protection).