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Dodgebolt 

In MCC, the determining factor between winning and losing is dodgebolt, it is everything. Predicted 8th - 10th by many, making that arduous climb to the mountain top only to make and absolutely throttle blue in historic fashion.
"Yo I just watched MCC21 dodgebolt, it was nuts how Cyan absolutely throttled Blue!"

"Yeah, I know, they're the best MCC team of all time! At their peak they are better than every other team."
Dodgebolt by Emotion Nexus August 3, 2022
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Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Iraqi Dodgeball 

A game similar to dodge ball in which red rubber balls are replaced by rocks.
During a spirited game of Iraqi dodgeball, Timmy took a rock to the face and lost three teeth.
Iraqi Dodgeball by DFunk420 March 14, 2009

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball 

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact
Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

dodgeball 

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"
dodgeball by Josh February 11, 2005

Dodgebullet 

Dodgebullet is the American version of Dodgeball. Instead of soft sponge balls lining the centre of the room, there are a variety of guns from pistols to shotguns. They will fire guns at the opposing team, and your aim is to shoot people using the bullets in your gun, or dodge the bullets being mercilessly fired in your direction. If it comes down to it, and the clip in your gun is empty, you use your last resort; throwing the gun itself. After that? Well, better hope you can Dodge some Bullets!

Don't confuse Dodgebullet with it's street counterpart, though. Street Dodgebullet is far more aggressive and even more risky. It's usually used to settle conflicts and debates in an unsafe and illegal enviroment. Being caught participating in Street Dodgebullet will result in arrest.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to play dodgebullet, wanna join me?"
Dodgebullet by Sooty_ August 28, 2020

dodgeball 

One if the best games ever invented, mabe PE worthwhile, should not have been banned just because a few weaklings complain when they are hit with a ball, stupid schools
dodgeball by Samuari October 27, 2003