Skip to main content
One who pays money to do stand-up comedy on a part-time basis. Typically a failure even on open mic night. Gets no laughs/bombs often.
John is a dabbler in stand-up comedy, however, he isn't funny at all.
Dabbler by Wasabi Fooktardi May 4, 2022

Fern Dobbler

Any object you can not describe because you are to stupid to remember the proper terminology OR a mechanical part that is machined for an unusual application and, therefore, not mass produced.

EXAMPLES: wing nut,
Can you grab me that drill, a #2 bit, two screws and that Fern Dobbler?

Well, here’s your problem, your Fern Dobbler is not aligned.

“Where is that thing?”
What thing?”
You know, that Fern Dobbler”
Fern Dobbler by Cody Danger October 24, 2020
n. One who does not belong to a specific genre or group of people, but "dabbles" in a little bit of everything. One may be called hipster, or hippie, or scene, or punk, or grunge, or white trash, or nerd, or alternative, or pothead at any given time. This individual simply enjoys every type of people and cannot conform into one type.

This person may enjoy getting a little PBR on his mustache while also hula hooping and playing a tambourine in the park. He might lean against a tree, snort some cocaine, and write a parody about a statistical analysis of the Tea Party's incapability of having intelligence to the tune of a Velvet Underground song. This person may be wearing ridiculously skinny jeans for the sake of the hipster or of the scene kid. You just don't know!
Who does she think she is with her Woody Allen glasses, Bohemian head scarf, August Burns Red t-shirt, leather jacket, pleated mom jeans, ruffle socks, and Vans? She's such a dabbler.
dabbler by meganmm October 23, 2010

Dobblered 

When you get smashed in a tent by a bloke 3x your own BMI to the tune of its coming home
“Where’s Brooke?” “Oh I think she’s getting dobblered over there” “Oh okay, fair enough
Dobblered by MHSMassive December 8, 2018

Master Dabbler 

1. Alpha Dabbler of the group. Instills high morale and energy to those around his presence.
2. Hardcore Spring-Breaker dabbling on every aspect of a vacation and brings those dabblings to every day life
3. See Dazzler
I was appointed Master Dabbler on our Spring Break trip and therefore earned an M.D. Degree shortly after
Master Dabbler by Patrick Sherf March 26, 2007

Crabby dabbler 

A person infested with with pubic lice or in manc speak sidewiders
That marks a right crabby dabbler he gave our kid sidewinders
Crabby dabbler by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018