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Karma made me do it! 

A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.

Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"

Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"

Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".

Do it grip 

do it grip means when the girls pussy grips the dick and chokes the meat
ben- do it grip

Kayleigh- yes it do grip
Do it grip by guac9000 April 30, 2022

Do it for Dale 

a phrase coined after Dale Earnhardt, regarded as one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. Dale had a very aggressive and controversial driving style, often bumping other cars to get them out of his way.

On February 18, 2001, Earnhardt was killed in a three-car crash on the final lap of the Daytona 500. To date, one of the worst and tragedies in the sport. After this race safety in the sport was made top priority which people have said led to the decline of popularity.

Recently, the sport has gained more attraction due to a Youtuber who goes by the alias Cleetus McFarland. His behaviour is associated with driving aggressively and hooning for dale while saying "Do it for Dale".
Person 1: "That was a sick burnout dude!"
Person 2: "Do it for Dale!"
Do it for Dale by Isham7920 April 4, 2020

do it again 

A meme that King of Skill made that implies repeating the action once again.
Do It Again - Brent
do it again by Wolfe Scratch September 25, 2019

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

do it for the plot 

'Do It For The Plot’: the conscious decision to see yourself as the main character of the story that is your life. You maintain the outlook that every moment - good or bad - is merely a plot point for your larger narrative. You are the writer, producer, director and star of your life. Start living unapologetically, and give them a plot twist that no one saw coming.

Coined by Serena Kerrigan
I was scared to approach that hot guy at the bar, but my friend told me to do it for the plot.
do it for the plot by SFKLFG August 15, 2022