Djuan

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A typical person. Not so intelligent, but I guess they can be a little funny. Okay, no they can't. Anyways, Djuan would be the person to be annoying and just copy stuff, so avoid them you know? I got lots more to say, but I can't say it here, I can, BUT IT'S REALLY BAD LOLOL

Awesome Person: Hey there is Djuan

Awesome Person 2: Don't you hate him? I though he was annoying!

Awesome Person: Perfect example of his personality! I agree with you bro!

Awesome Person 2: K I'll tell my friends about how annoying he is!

Djuan: WAH WAH WAH IM SAD NOW

Everyone Else: HAHHAHAHA YOU SUCK!

Djuan by boboobobobob May 23, 2017

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Djungelskog

A god, above all other gods. You look up to a god, maybe even multiple, while Djungelskog look down, proud that his children are getting fame and notoriety. He's also known as a really fat bear from IKEA that is super snuggly.

"I really wanna get a Djungelskog bear, but there are shortages in the US!"

Djungelskog by LuckyFalco November 15, 2021

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John Duane

anus

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.

John Duane by wheyprotein December 20, 2013

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Djank

When you know something will be sub-par quality but still it interests and amazes you

"Bro that's a djanky boat"
"I know bro but at least it will float for 10 seconds"

Djank by Mayaank June 23, 2019

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Djuncle

(Juhn·kuh l) - noun

A super cool uncle who can Djent

Person 1: Did you know someone's Djuncle is a guitar?
Person 2: Really? That's sick

Djuncle by Rarock March 10, 2021

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D'Juan

A real young nigga

Person: D'Juan is such a real young nigga
Person 2: Yeah your right he is a real young nigga
D'Juan: Yeah im a real young nigga

D'Juan by AntKnee69 February 19, 2020

Djungleskog

A being sent by god himself sold in your IKEA for just $25

Djungleskog is but not only a friend but a passionate lover

I have obatianed Djungleskog

Djungleskog by Max Or Something November 25, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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