Dizon

The name given to an Asian, usually Chinese, boy upon birth, normally leading the child on a life of disaster. Dizons are sometimes convinced that they are African-Americans.

That boy is such a Dizon. Did you see the gold necklace he was wearing?

by CryoShocked July 8, 2011

dizon

Short, good at basketball. Philippino, a good mate, who hates leo and his bag. He likes to kick shitt u of both of the above!...LEO SUCKS BALLS!

by Anthony August 28, 2003

leah dizon

Hottest babe in the import modeling scene! Sooooooo beautiful.

Leah Dizon, we should get married, right now, and we can adopt if you wish to retain your beauty forever.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Leah Dizon

Talented musician and model.
Leah Dizon is perfection in a super hot concentrated form.

me: Leah Dizon....we should be together.

guy : dude she's married and has a kid.

me:T_T

by CapnSham March 29, 2010

Mr. Dizon

A very good teacher. Good monkey keeper

Wow Mr. Dizon is such a good teacher! He needs an award. Oh wait! He already has one!

by The One And Only Monkey Man June 11, 2023

Dizon Fondle

When a male with extremely large balls, or a man who suffers from elephantiasis, lays his testicles to rest on another's eye sockets. The "ball-holder then proceeds to move their eyes around to pleasure the balls.

Dude, I Dizon Fondled my girlfriend last night. I made her take her glasses off.

by oranjeguice February 15, 2009

jepoy dizon

tangina mo jepoz dizon!

tangina mo jepoy dizon?
oo, tangina mo jepoy dizon?

by susu? August 12, 2022