KDAWG's definitions

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

80D

a different way to say A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder)

"Hey! (do) You ever think UMITE HaB 80D?"

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

MAFAC

the ultimate vintage bicycle brake company, which made cantilever brakes such as the Cyclo-Tandem, Jacky, Criterium, Driver, and gangster ish!

I thought of this because I own a set of this ish! Puttin' them on my MTB Tandem or just MTB. Love them.

Dude, give me back my MAFAC brakes. If you don't, I'll do your chick.

Dude, you dodn't know a thing about MAFAC.

by Kdawg January 31, 2005

Allen Collins

Born in 1952, in Jacksonville Florida. In his High School years, he joined a band, but then later transfered to the all-time best band, Lynyrd Skynyrd. He had many solos, and wrote "Free Bird" with Ronnie Van Zant. He's one of the best guitar players in history, if not the best. He survived the plane crash in October of 77, but later got in a horrible car accident which left him paralyzed, and died in 90 of complications from the accident. He'll forever be one of the best guitar players ever.

Man, that Allen Collins can play some awesome music...

by KDawg March 31, 2005

fly way

Doing something the preferred way.

Making money the FLY WAY.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Bitchtane

Often used as an insult or more commonly a guesture of welcome.

1.) You fucking bitchtane, yur done.
2.) Bitchtaneeee! what's up???

by Kdawg March 13, 2003

Four twenty

Adolf Hitler's celebrated birthdate.

It's four twenty, lets get blazed in memory of our misunderstood father. The Holocaust is liberal propaganda. ya' heard?

by KDAWG April 15, 2005