dixons 

Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).

Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...

Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".

dixons by fubarderby September 6, 2005

dixons 

The shittiest British electrical company in business. They will screw up any order you place and lie to you completely about it. Their website, CS, help and delivery ALL SUCKS. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM.

PERSON A: Hey man I heard dixons were delivering your 26" LCD TV on friday after you paid £5 for premium delivery
PERSON B: No they fucked up, so I paid £5 for a delivery a week late. I'm getting a refund
PERSON A: THOSE FUCKERS I BET THEY LIKE RECEIVING PENIS IN THEIR BUTTOCKS

dixons by James_UK February 28, 2008

Dixons Recycle 

To inadvertently introduce to someone what you believe is a new piece of information, when in fact you have forgotten that they were the very person to tell you about it in the first place.

To present to someone as new something which is actually secondhand from them.

Have you heard of this great band called The Pixies?

- Don’t Dixons Recycle me, I was the one who lent you the cd!

Dixons Recycle by hailfellowwellmet July 21, 2011

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons by eddie23 August 6, 2003

Cory Dixon 

A tiny "man" with a tiny penis.

I have a blind date tonight. I hope he's not a Cory Dixon.

Cory Dixon by PFGRIC April 10, 2015

Daryl Dixon 

MOST HOT, SEXY, AMAZING, LOVABLE, SWEET, AND KIND HEARTED CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE LOVES!!!!!! HE IS ALSO AN AMAZING SURVIVOR IN AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD

Daryl Dixon the walking dead sexy hot lovable sweet kind-hearted

Daryl Dixon by superwholockian_ January 8, 2014

Shane Dixon 

One who likes the smell of alcohol and fruity vape juice flavors. Usually does "manly" activities to show off or feel more confident in himself.

"Oh, he's clearly a Shane Dixon!"

Shane Dixon by Queso-Blanco February 13, 2019