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Divwot

A hapless person; someone with limited social skills or style sense
That guy Tim, he's such a divwot
by Art Weingartner January 14, 2009
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DivJot

The man who eats lasagna without any maple syrup. And why in the world do you wanna know this
Divjot the best
by BlahBlahthe April 12, 2020
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replace the divots

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.
"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
by World Class Organization January 21, 2015
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Divjot

The light of God.
Divine Light
Illest Person in the World
Lady's Man
Damn I wish I was as cool as Divjot, he gets all the ladies.
by The Truck Driva July 27, 2010
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Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.
Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."
by Chuck Diezel August 22, 2008
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Divjot

She's the PRETTIEST in the universe. Your Dream girl. Literally the definition of perfection. The universe's IT girl. She'll be the nicest thing in the world but ... don't get on her darkside or she won't hesitate to turn into your worst nightmare and make your life living hell. Let me describe her. - Beautiful, Super Smart, Nice, and the list just continues with only good about her.
person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Divjot

person 2: Oh my god, I did, she's so BEAUTIFUL
by Danielle Marsh March 11, 2023
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Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020
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