Divwot 

A hapless person; someone with limited social skills or style sense

That guy Tim, he's such a divwot

Divwot by Art Weingartner January 14, 2009

DivJot 

The man who eats lasagna without any maple syrup. And why in the world do you wanna know this

Divjot the best

DivJot by BlahBlahthe April 12, 2020

replace the divots 

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."

replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015

Divjot 

The light of God.
Divine Light
Illest Person in the World
Lady's Man

Damn I wish I was as cool as Divjot, he gets all the ladies.

Divjot by The Truck Driva July 27, 2010

Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo 

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.

Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."

Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo by Chuck Diezel August 22, 2008

Divjot 

She's the PRETTIEST in the universe. Your Dream girl. Literally the definition of perfection. The universe's IT girl. She'll be the nicest thing in the world but ... don't get on her darkside or she won't hesitate to turn into your worst nightmare and make your life living hell. Let me describe her. - Beautiful, Super Smart, Nice, and the list just continues with only good about her.

person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Divjot

person 2: Oh my god, I did, she's so BEAUTIFUL

Divjot by Danielle Marsh March 11, 2023

Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2

I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.

Covid Divot by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020