Divirus

One of the many thousands of divorces likely to occur after the virus crisis ends as a result of couples being forced to spend time together.

GIRLFRIEND 1:"Have you heard from Bob since Liberation?';

GIRLFRIEND 2: "Yes! He and Sue went diviral!";

GIRLFRIEND 1: "I hope he gets a good divirus lawyer. Maybe I'll call him."

by Grumpy@49 April 9, 2020

Devirus

A fake disease that makes you prolong letters used in a word and use wrong english grammar

Josh: Why didn't you submit your homework?
Max: Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Martin: Looks like he has devirus
Max: Yeah opopopopopopopopop

by Adybwoi August 31, 2021

Corona Lashaye Davirus

The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.

Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up

by Callmejif March 21, 2020

Divinus Shrug

1. To blow something off, or to show you don't care.

2. Half-assed excuse, when you are caught and can't get out of a hole.

Random: Dude, you did NOCT just do that! Random: Yeah I did. *Divinus Shrug*

by Siraisho April 4, 2015

Divinus

When doing a divine kill in a videogame.
Evolved from the nickname of proffesional gamer Kent Børresen.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT???
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled a Divinus!

by wstGRD February 14, 2009

Divius

Ebayer; buys, sells, and trades items from the game Everquest for money.

Divius will hook you up, bitch.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Divius

A player of Everquest who has taken Ebaying to a whole new level.

Divius is the phenomenon of the century that has left thousands of players breathless in his tracks.

Ever shifting and ever changing he has been caught but once or so it is rumored.

Cardinal of the High Ebay Lords, Predominant in his reign,
A Beacon of Light to the Lesser Ebay Lords,
Sovereign Ebaydicant of Solusek Ro,
In his eminence,

Divius

Divius, Cardinal of the High Ebay Lords.

by Anonymous November 29, 2003