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One of the many thousands of divorces likely to occur after the virus crisis ends as a result of couples being forced to spend time together.
GIRLFRIEND 1:"Have you heard from Bob since Liberation?';

GIRLFRIEND 2: "Yes! He and Sue went diviral!";

GIRLFRIEND 1: "I hope he gets a good divirus lawyer. Maybe I'll call him."
Divirus by Grumpy@49 April 9, 2020
Words you can keep
A fake disease that makes you prolong letters used in a word and use wrong english grammar
Josh: Why didn't you submit your homework?
Max: Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Martin: Looks like he has devirus
Max: Yeah opopopopopopopopop
Devirus by Adybwoi August 31, 2021

Corona Lashaye Davirus 

The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.
Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up

Divinus Shrug

1. To blow something off, or to show you don't care.

2. Half-assed excuse, when you are caught and can't get out of a hole.
Random: Dude, you did NOCT just do that! Random: Yeah I did. *Divinus Shrug*
Divinus Shrug by Siraisho April 4, 2015
When doing a divine kill in a videogame.
Evolved from the nickname of proffesional gamer Kent Børresen.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT???
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled a Divinus!
Divinus by wstGRD February 14, 2009
Ebayer; buys, sells, and trades items from the game Everquest for money.
Divius by Anonymous August 14, 2003
A player of Everquest who has taken Ebaying to a whole new level.

Divius is the phenomenon of the century that has left thousands of players breathless in his tracks.

Ever shifting and ever changing he has been caught but once or so it is rumored.

Cardinal of the High Ebay Lords, Predominant in his reign,
A Beacon of Light to the Lesser Ebay Lords,
Sovereign Ebaydicant of Solusek Ro,
In his eminence,

Divius
Divius, Cardinal of the High Ebay Lords.
Divius by Anonymous November 29, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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