Ditzman

A person who has no sympathy for others

Don't be such a ditzman

by USER UNKNOWN @)!*_* May 16, 2018

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Ditman

When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.

"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"

by eN19 October 26, 2009

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dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

Hitler was such a dietzman.

by Qœ March 3, 2009

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(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.

Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....

by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones September 8, 2006

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Dittmann

Dittmanns are all powerful and all knowing; reluctantly and rarely pessimistic and always full of life(s) vital energy. Renowned as passionate lovers extremely senusal and aware. Detailed to a fault; yet social and extremely vocal. Typically the center of attention due to either publically discarding their pants or because intense vocalization is of such groundbreaking importance that others cannot help but consider a alternate perspective. Likened in the animal world to Bengal Tiger(s); Horned Owls and Koala Bears. Known to be extremely dangerous when either angry, hungry or intoxicated.

Hunter S Thompson Dittmann; Bengal Tiger; Great Horned Owl; Earnest Hemingway; Praying Mantis

by Guinness Badger February 3, 2010

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