Ditzman

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A person who has no sympathy for others

Don't be such a ditzman

Ditzman by USER UNKNOWN @)!*_* May 16, 2018

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Ditman

When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.

"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"

Ditman by eN19 October 26, 2009

Related Words

Ditzman • dietzman • Ditman • Dittmann • ditzbang

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

Hitler was such a dietzman.

dietzman by Qœ March 3, 2009

ditzbang

(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.

Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....

ditzbang by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones September 8, 2006

Dittmann

Dittmanns are all powerful and all knowing; reluctantly and rarely pessimistic and always full of life(s) vital energy. Renowned as passionate lovers extremely senusal and aware. Detailed to a fault; yet social and extremely vocal. Typically the center of attention due to either publically discarding their pants or because intense vocalization is of such groundbreaking importance that others cannot help but consider a alternate perspective. Likened in the animal world to Bengal Tiger(s); Horned Owls and Koala Bears. Known to be extremely dangerous when either angry, hungry or intoxicated.

Hunter S Thompson Dittmann; Bengal Tiger; Great Horned Owl; Earnest Hemingway; Praying Mantis

Dittmann by Guinness Badger February 3, 2010

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

dietzman by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026