ditzbang

(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.

Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....

by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones September 8, 2006

dizzbang

a ditzy girl who is inept at doing things; may have actual mental issues

Carly was such a dizzbang because she sucks.

by lanie'smom November 7, 2013