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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch 

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!
"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

Ditch the bitch and make the switch 

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch 

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch
hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

bitch in the ditch 

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
bitch in the ditch by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

ditchthebitch 

Removing toxic people, any race, age or gender, to gain back control of your life.
One of my friends was treating me with disrespect so I decided to ditchthebitch.
ditchthebitch by KathyWoudz November 19, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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