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Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011
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donkey ditch

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.
"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."
by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011
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Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.
by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010
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Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018
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Dutch Fish-Donkey

To stick a fish up a donkeys ass, pull it out and start licking the shit off it, then deep fry the donkey
Sniffles likes to Dutch Fish-Donkey with his unckle Charlie Sheen.
by Snail jizz May 2, 2011
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