Distracula
Distracula by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023
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distractasaurus
Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
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distraculating
1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
distraculating by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023
Distractard
A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.
Distractard by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017
Distractable
1.) "Hey, man. Watch me mess with that guy! He's so distractable."
2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"
2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"
Distractable by Fuzzy Parks February 12, 2008
Distranslate
The Mother fucker Lionell Giles and Aliester Crowley Distranslate(d) The Dao And Sun Wu, That's not the guys you should fuck with.
Distranslate by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021
Distractatron
A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.
This is not always a bad thing.
This is not always a bad thing.
Distractatron by cornishman123 March 10, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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