Distracula
Distracula by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023
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distractasaurus
Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
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distraculating
1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
distraculating by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023
Distractard
A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.
Distractard by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017
Distractable
1.) "Hey, man. Watch me mess with that guy! He's so distractable."
2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"
2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"
Distractable by Fuzzy Parks February 12, 2008
Distranslate
The Mother fucker Lionell Giles and Aliester Crowley Distranslate(d) The Dao And Sun Wu, That's not the guys you should fuck with.
Distranslate by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021
Distractatron
A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.
This is not always a bad thing.
This is not always a bad thing.
Distractatron by cornishman123 March 10, 2010
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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