Distracula 

When you get distracted from the rest of the world by Kim Dracula content.

I keep getting distracula from my work.

Distracula by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023

distractasaurus 

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.

Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or

Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!

distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008

distraculating

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.

2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"

*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."

distraculating by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023

Distractard 

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

Distractard by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017

Distractable 

1.) The act of being distracted.

2.) How Fuzzy gets on her birthday.

1.) "Hey, man. Watch me mess with that guy! He's so distractable."

2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"

Distractable by Fuzzy Parks February 12, 2008

Distranslate 

To Translate something, and change the way it sounds for someone's own evil subliminal intention's.

The Mother fucker Lionell Giles and Aliester Crowley Distranslate(d) The Dao And Sun Wu, That's not the guys you should fuck with.

Distranslate by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021

Distractatron 

A distractatron is a person (usually female) who is incredibly distracting through excessive attractiveness and/or a high sex drive. Being around one means you are unlikely to get anything else done.

This is not always a bad thing.

"Man, that girl is so dimply, she is a total distractatron, I can't concentrate on my work"

Distractatron by cornishman123 March 10, 2010