Distrocular 

A word used to describe something that is wrong in every possible way, something that is fucked up to the highest level.

Guy one: Hey wanna see this mash-up of Lemon Party and Goatse I made?

Guy two: What the hell? That's just distrocular...

Distrocular by pronoob77 January 2, 2012

distraculating

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.

2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"

*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."

distraculating by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023

Distracula 

When you get distracted from the rest of the world by Kim Dracula content.

I keep getting distracula from my work.

Distracula by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023