distractula
The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.
distractula by ovsooner September 29, 2017
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distracturbation
the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed
Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.
Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.
distracturbation by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011
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distractinating
Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"
distractinating by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013
Distractivated
Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
Distractivated by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017
Word of the Day on October 7, 2017
Distracturbation
The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.
I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."
Distracturbation by imoldregg! March 1, 2011
distractasaurus
Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.
Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
or
Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!
distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008
Distractipated
Kimiko was distractipated by the giant anvil about to fall on her head.
Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
Britty was distractipated by her shirtless husband, Valo.
Distractipated by KimikoNyanChan May 9, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.