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Distraction Dick 

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
Distraction Dick by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

dickstraction 

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.
I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!
dickstraction by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

DickStraction 

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.
"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

Dicktraction 

When someone is trying to forget about a legendary dick encounter by thirst trapping the closest, most convenient dick in sight. This dicktraction is by no means special but it serves to temporarily satisfy a fuck-girl/boy.
Camille needs a dicktraction from the mindblowing sex she had with Chris since he lives in another state.
Dicktraction by Linzer91 March 12, 2019

Dickstraction 

When the Dick is so inviting, that your desire completely distracts you from everything else entirely and compells you to chase that cock til your sexual needs are satisfied.
" Babe, Please go over there while I finish my work, I love you but I have to finish this and your too much of a dickstraction to me."

" My man can be such a dickstraction to me... I cant ignore it, I try sometimes but it's pointless, because in the back of my mind my thoughts keep getting interrupted thinking of his cock pounding my pussy! As much as I push those thoughts back down and try to focus, my pussy physically is pulsing inside my panties and my body grinds against my seat. I have no choice but to stop wasting time fighting my desires, jump on daddy's dick so we can bust real quick and I can focus on work again!"

" I dont mind being single, but damn a bitch could sure use a GOOD dickstraction!"
Dickstraction by MISS.SWEETS June 3, 2020

Dickstraction 

When you need your boy(s) to come rescue you from an uncomfortable situation
Ay man, I have both of the girls here that im messing with, I need a dickstraction.
Dickstraction by Malikabdul September 25, 2020
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