Dismas 

A Dismas is a extraordinary, an amazing man. If you the pleasure of knowing a Dismas, you should consider yourself a lucky person. Usually funny, dark, but always sexy as hell. Gets along with Blakes. Usually have a 19 inch schlong. They primarily have a low self-esteem.

Greg: "Dude, Dismas is SO fucking sexy."
Blayk: "I know man, boy what i would give to kiss him."

Dismas by Dumbass42069 November 6, 2020

Leong-Dismas 

Little Chinese Twink Who is a triple Black belt KungFu Hero

I am a Leong-Dismas

Leong-Dismas by lickmyballs25 May 20, 2024

King of Disasters 

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

King of Disasters by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

Star Tear Disease 

The Star Tear disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It's not deadly but cannot be cured.
It was created from

The illness born from subjects of unrequited love in which the patient start to cry coloured tears similar to stars; hence the name. Along with the coloured tears, often there is a crystalline sound or similar noises when a tear shatters on a solid plan.

The disease affects the victim eyes, making them turn color blind and, in rare cases, make the victim lose sight.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in matter of friendship. Although the damages already done won't disappear.

As the tears rolled down his cheeks, colored with every possible shade he had ever saw, sliding down along with that clear and crystalline twinkling.

He wanted it to stop, he didn’t wanted to cry anymore yet he wanted it to continue. he couldn’t completely hate the tears falling down his eyes, so shiny and colorful, reminding him of the stars.
Because, even if they would have made him blind, it would remind him of her. And, that was the curse of the Star Tear disease.

Star Tear Disease by Frisk6606 August 4, 2020

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Dimashititis

A rapidly spreading health condition in with millions of people had been consuming large volumes of visual and auditory information via internet to satisfy their new found addiction for a Kazakhstan singer, composer, multi lingual and multi instrumentalists name Dimash Kudaibergen. This phenomenon craving for this 6 octave singer is being studied by specialist around the world who in turn gets infected. There is currently no known cure and no one is asking for a cure. The only effective treatment is to join other addicts in for some fun and sharing information on the root cause.

The vocal teacher did an analysis in Dimash and got infected with Dimashititis the first round, he asked his friend to check and his friend was infected too.

Dimashititis by TazaKap December 15, 2019

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018