Dispunctual 

The opposite of being punctual. Not being on time.

Jack-Where's Dave? He's supposed to bring the salad...
Fred- Oh! Dave is so dispunctual!

The Blevins family is very dispunctual.

Dispunctual by Yolawnduh December 22, 2010

dyspunctual 

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time

Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"

dyspunctual by Matt-NM April 4, 2011

dispunctualism 

The chronic condition of being late for everything in life, continuously, despite your best efforts.

I am sorry I late, I suffer from dispunctualism.

dispunctualism by RelloK April 23, 2017

dispunctured 

a mixture of dislocated and punctured. usually in the knee region. often caused by stabbing and jiggling.

You dispunctured my knee you bastard!

dispunctured by Dizzle fur Shizzle October 11, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016