Dispunctual

The opposite of being punctual. Not being on time.

Jack-Where's Dave? He's supposed to bring the salad...
Fred- Oh! Dave is so dispunctual!

The Blevins family is very dispunctual.

Dispunctual by Yolawnduh December 22, 2010

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dyspunctual

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time

Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"

dyspunctual by Matt-NM April 4, 2011

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Dispunctual • dispunctualism • dyspunctual • dispunctured

dispunctualism

The chronic condition of being late for everything in life, continuously, despite your best efforts.

I am sorry I late, I suffer from dispunctualism.

dispunctualism by RelloK April 23, 2017

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dispunctured

a mixture of dislocated and punctured. usually in the knee region. often caused by stabbing and jiggling.

You dispunctured my knee you bastard!

dispunctured by Dizzle fur Shizzle October 11, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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