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Displando 

Dis-plan-do
Something/someone which is not doing what it is supposed to do
I bought this pen yesterday and it has gone displando
Displando by Pankysj May 19, 2022
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estoy disparando mi lazer 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish
Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*
estoy disparando mi lazer by sB129 October 22, 2008

Dipladonkis 

A Dipladonkis is a fictional creature that has a centaur's body shape, but resembles Barney the dinosaur. (purple and green colors) The creature's mouth is a butt which it eats with, craps out of, and farts with. Dipladonkis is more commonly associated with people who like big butts.
Oh man, you are a total Dipladonkis! I saw you lookin at that big round butt!

displayport 

HDMI’s more buff brother, looks like an HDMI connector but with one side flat. It’s intended purpose is for computer monitors only(some TVs have them, but rare). Can support up to 16K resolution at 80Hz without HDR and 60Hz with HDR, also supports Freesync and G-Sync which reduces screen tearing.
Man I wished I bought a displayport cable for my computer, I guess I’ll stick to my hdmi cable for now
displayport by SuperUnicums June 15, 2021

Dipladonkus 

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.
Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”
Dipladonkus by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018

Disbandoned 

A combination of the words DISBANDed and aBANDONED
Cricket is disbandoned (meaning abandoned) due to cheating

Cricket club will have to disbandon (meaning disbanded)if the cheating continues
Disbandoned by David Hedgerson December 31, 2005
a mexican dildo made from half a burrito and a donkey tounge. also used as a insult
dilando by slipknotmaggot20 March 18, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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