Displando 

Dis-plan-do
Something/someone which is not doing what it is supposed to do

I bought this pen yesterday and it has gone displando

Displando by Pankysj May 19, 2022

estoy disparando mi lazer 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

estoy disparando mi lazer by sB129 October 22, 2008

Dipladonkis 

A Dipladonkis is a fictional creature that has a centaur's body shape, but resembles Barney the dinosaur. (purple and green colors) The creature's mouth is a butt which it eats with, craps out of, and farts with. Dipladonkis is more commonly associated with people who like big butts.

Oh man, you are a total Dipladonkis! I saw you lookin at that big round butt!

Dipladonkis by Laugher T. Wimbledon July 24, 2007

displayport 

HDMI’s more buff brother, looks like an HDMI connector but with one side flat. It’s intended purpose is for computer monitors only(some TVs have them, but rare). Can support up to 16K resolution at 80Hz without HDR and 60Hz with HDR, also supports Freesync and G-Sync which reduces screen tearing.

Man I wished I bought a displayport cable for my computer, I guess I’ll stick to my hdmi cable for now

displayport by SuperUnicums June 15, 2021

Dipladonkus 

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.

Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock”
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”

Dipladonkus by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018

Disbandoned 

A combination of the words DISBANDed and aBANDONED

Cricket is disbandoned (meaning abandoned) due to cheating

Cricket club will have to disbandon (meaning disbanded)if the cheating continues

Disbandoned by David Hedgerson December 31, 2005

dilando 

a mexican dildo made from half a burrito and a donkey tounge. also used as a insult

you are a freakin dilando dude

dilando by slipknotmaggot20 March 18, 2008