Dipladonkus 

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.

Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock”
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”

Dipladonkus by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018

Dipladonkis 

A Dipladonkis is a fictional creature that has a centaur's body shape, but resembles Barney the dinosaur. (purple and green colors) The creature's mouth is a butt which it eats with, craps out of, and farts with. Dipladonkis is more commonly associated with people who like big butts.

Oh man, you are a total Dipladonkis! I saw you lookin at that big round butt!

Dipladonkis by Laugher T. Wimbledon July 24, 2007

Diplodoncus 

A big white mythical creature that has the head of nigersaurus, body of a yeti and limbs of a horse. In gooner mythology it is very loyal to its first owner Syahzin

I saw a diplodoncus

Diplodoncus by BallsLuver457 July 24, 2025