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disphoria 

When everything in life seems to be crashing down, like the world is working against you, when you've finally got everything you wished for but you still have that sick feeling because everything you took for granted is now slowly slipping away; the opposite of euphoria
You just failed your test, your best friend won't talk to you, you're walking on crutches, and the one who makes you smile is also the one who makes you cry...your life is such a disphoria
disphoria by Bub11 May 27, 2008
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Disphoria 

A word you use when you can't spell dysphoria.
Dumbass: you have to be suicidal to truly have disphoria.

Person: don't talk about how a mental disorder works if you can't even spell its name properly.
Disphoria by TokyoTeddyBear May 16, 2020

Gender Disphoria 

Gender dysphoria is associated with high levels of stigmatization, discrimination and victimization, contributing to negative self-image and increased rates of other mental disorders. Transgender individuals are at higher risk of victimization and hate crimes than the general public. Adolescents and adults with gender dysphoria are at increased risk for suicide.

In adolescents and adults, preoccupation with cross-gender issues can interfere with daily activities and cause problems in relationships or in functioning at school or work. Children with gender dysphoria may experience teasing and harassment at school or pressure to dress more like their assigned gender. Children with gender dysphoria are at higher risk of emotional and behavioral problems, including anxiety and depression.

Transgender individuals may also face challenges in accessing appropriate health care and insurance coverage of related services.
Gender Disphoria; I hate myself, just wish I was someone else.
Gender Disphoria by BoxofDemons March 7, 2019

Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.
Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

dishphobia

The fear of washing dishes mostly affecting lazy people who also suffer from chorephobia.
When dad asked mum why the sink was stacked full of dirty plates, cutlery, pots and pans he was informed that his little princess was having another dishphobia attack.
dishphobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Disgloriant 

Disgloriant is the 1st and only term to ever successfully describe something that can otherwise only be referred to with a combination of “Disgusting”, “Glorious”, and “Radiant”. Disgloriant is defined as a word used to describe something so revolting that despite better judgment, you can’t look away. ie: a massive turd, or a FUPA
“I was in taco bell taking a piss the other day and I saw a Jimmy Dugan so Disgloriant I had to send Brian a picture”
Disgloriant by VINAPBC24 June 4, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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