4 definitions by VINAPBC24
A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.
by VINAPBC24 May 29, 2008
Disgloriant is the 1st and only term to ever successfully describe something that can otherwise only be referred to with a combination of “Disgusting”, “Glorious”, and “Radiant”. Disgloriant is defined as a word used to describe something so revolting that despite better judgment, you can’t look away. ie: a massive turd, or a FUPA
“I was in taco bell taking a piss the other day and I saw a Jimmy Dugan so Disgloriant I had to send Brian a picture”
by VINAPBC24 June 2, 2008
Fecal matter that is so disgloriant that it can only be compared to Tom Hanks’ character in "A league of their own", Jimmy Doogan.
Laura took a Jimmy Doogan so big that she could have rafted to safety on it.
Adam, the CNA, was so deep in Ester's Jimmy Doogan at work today that it will take him 2 weeks to get the scent of fecal matter off of his arms.
Adam, the CNA, was so deep in Ester's Jimmy Doogan at work today that it will take him 2 weeks to get the scent of fecal matter off of his arms.
by VINAPBC24 June 2, 2008
An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 2, 2008