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Dish Bitch 

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.
Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor
Dish Bitch by Colonel Faqq February 18, 2010
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dish bitch 

A dish bitch is a person who is hired to wash dishes at a restaurant, but gets more jobs than washing dishes.

A name for a dish washer created in Marshall, Illinois at the Lions Den American and Italian restaurant.
Chef 1: Dish Bitch, put these fries in the oven.
Dish Bitch: OK, no prob.
Chef 2: Dish Bitch, take the trash out.
Dish Bitch: OK.

Chef 1: Dish Bitch, go wash my car.
Dish Bitch: NO.....
dish bitch by Jordan Nave July 13, 2007

Dish Washing Bitch 

A male who undermines his masculinity by participating in a rather feminine tradition, washing dishes.

This DWB is often considered a nancy and a sailor of anul ports.

Which ever man is willing to disgrace testosterone at the wish of his female counterpart should be shot.
Person 1: "Tshego is the biggest Dish Washing Bitch I have ever met."

Person 2 : "I know, the fact that he does a bitches job on a daily basis is sickening."

Person 1: "Let's shoot him."

Person 2: "Ya, let's."
Dish Washing Bitch by qwertybobsid August 23, 2011

Dish Water Bitch 

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton
The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

dishbitch 

someone whose job is to wash dishes in a prison, then becoming everyone's dishbitch.
Bob was a dishbitch at Lakeview Prison many years ago, but now hes a jizzmopper. (see jizzmopper.
dishbitch by Mike-O March 28, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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