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Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.
“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”
Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.
Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010

Dickbitch 

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
Dickbitch by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018
an offensive term that refers either to an old person who is mean, or a bitch in general, this is just an epic way to say it.
Carlie, you're such a dinobitch.

discobitching  

When a group of girls go out all dressed up to a club in order to get free drinks, give fake numbers, and leave. Basically chopping and screwing with class.
Girl 1: I'm bored.
Girl 2: Lets go discobitching .
Girl 3: YES. I'll put on my hooker heels.
discobitching by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

Dish Bitch 

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.
Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor
Dish Bitch by Colonel Faqq February 18, 2010