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Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.
“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”
Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.
Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010

Dickbitch 

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
Dickbitch by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018
an offensive term that refers either to an old person who is mean, or a bitch in general, this is just an epic way to say it.
Carlie, you're such a dinobitch.

discobitching  

When a group of girls go out all dressed up to a club in order to get free drinks, give fake numbers, and leave. Basically chopping and screwing with class.
Girl 1: I'm bored.
Girl 2: Lets go discobitching .
Girl 3: YES. I'll put on my hooker heels.
discobitching by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

Dish Bitch 

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.
Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor
Dish Bitch by Colonel Faqq February 18, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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