Discontract

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.

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Five finger discount

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

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To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.

I got the 100% discount on this new phone

I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.

100% discount by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016

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Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

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When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.

- "Hey! I paid $10 more than her!"
- "She must have got the cute girl discount."

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one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted

It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.

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To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

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