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Tire Discounters 

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'
Tire Discounters by Ozekat February 1, 2013

discounted 

To get a sick deal or to steal some shit.
Price got himself some rocks discounted. What a greezy fuck.
discounted by BaBaBooE August 3, 2007

discountent

Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.
In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.
discountent by QuacksO June 7, 2019

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames is very good a making discord servers and is very good at Minecraft PVP
Guy1: Who Is DiscountedJames?
Guy2: He Is Really Good At Making Discord Servers
DiscountedJames by ArranEXE July 30, 2021

DiscountedJames 

DiscountedJames Is VERY COOL
DiscountedJames Are You VERY COOL
No.
DiscountedJames by James :0 September 5, 2021

discounted major

A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.

Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.

This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.

Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)

Communications: -.5 GPA

Elementary Education: -.5 GPA

Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA

Philosophy: -.4 GPA

English: -.35 GPA