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Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.
Dirty tree by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Dirty Tree

A scottish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
Dirty Tree by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

a dirty tree 

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots
Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week
a dirty tree by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

Dirty Christmas Tree 

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

dirty christmas tree 

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.
I want to dirty Christmas tree.

dirty treefrog

The sexual act of finding a frog, preferable a treefrog due to their slimyness, and putting your foreskin in its mouth multiple times. You then store the frog in you butthole for later use. If you are gentle enough the frog will survive and have babies resembeling the teenage mutant ninja turtles except they will be more froglike. However, they will still fight evil villains and are even better for mouth raping than the original frog.
My girl wouldn't give me a blowy so i had to do the old dirty treefrog.