a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

Dirty Tree

Dirty Tree
An Irish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Dirty Tree

A scottish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party

Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

by TheChristmasElf420 November 15, 2020

dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 6, 2013