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Dirty Sandy 

When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.

Similar to the dirty sanchez.
I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"
Dirty Sandy by Electric Mayhem November 11, 2004

Dirty sandy 

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man
Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.
Dirty sandy by Plebcicle February 24, 2017

Dirty Sandy Duncan 

When a man rips a girl's eye out of the socket and procedes to have intercourse with the empty socket.
--Why is Jenny wearing an eye patch?
--Her boyfried gave her a Dirty Sandy Duncan last nite

dirty shand

Where your shagging a burd and just as your about to cum, you set fire to her pubes and put out the flames with your gorilla juice!
Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!
dirty shand by Twat titties May 23, 2019

dirty shanda 

A dirty Shanda is when a guy eats a girl out while on her period ...
Omg I just gave this girl a dirty Shanda
dirty shanda by Kyliemua April 1, 2020

dirty slim shady 

The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.
I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!
dirty slim shady by slumlordslim October 24, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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