When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.
Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked
by thicccboy99 June 25, 2021
Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.
by Trig596 August 16, 2021