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Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”
That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

Dirty Melinda 

When a guy is about to cum pulls out and rams it into her ass to finish.
I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda

dirty melida 

When a guy gets head so good that he twitches and shits all over himself
Bro she gave me a dirty Melida, I’ve never nutted like that before
dirty melida by Blackqweenmagic April 17, 2020

Dirty Melinda 

When you cheat on your girlfriend whilst eating a slice of pizza
Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda
Dirty Melinda by MrWands June 27, 2017
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026