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Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”
That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

Dirty Melinda 

When a guy is about to cum pulls out and rams it into her ass to finish.
I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda

dirty melida 

When a guy gets head so good that he twitches and shits all over himself
Bro she gave me a dirty Melida, I’ve never nutted like that before
dirty melida by Blackqweenmagic April 17, 2020

Dirty Melinda 

When you cheat on your girlfriend whilst eating a slice of pizza
Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda
Dirty Melinda by MrWands June 27, 2017

Dirty Melinah

When your boyfriend slips it into your asshole, and then he takes it out and his dick is green, so now you gotta understand that pain for the first time and live through the trauma.
Shit nigga! I almost gave you a Dirty Melinah, don't try to put it in my butt again!
Dirty Melinah by MysthiccSama June 3, 2026
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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